For those of you who have not yet visited Oenotri (pronounced OH-no-tree or oh-NO-tree, depending who you ask -- the poem below reads better with OH-no-tree), and for those of you who can't run in today for a fix, check out Food & Wine Magazine's April 2012 article for more pictures and the story behind these guys.
Pizza with housemade pepperoni |
No pizza could comfort me
Unseasoned crust with no char chew or crackle
Cheese that lacked soul and doubled as spackle.
Sirloin steak panino with caramelized onions, arugula, tomato brodo for dipping. |
Before we had Oenotri
We had no panini
Your thinly sliced steak, caramelized onions and rocket
Taps into our cravings like plugs into socket.
Shaved asparagus with guanciale and Parmigiano-Reggiano |
Pity eaters of veggie
Who made do with grilled boiled fried and sauteed
With boring and mainstream seasonings made
Before we had Oenotri
We drank without destiny
Missing Schiava, Cortese, Falanghina e più
Needing Shot In The Dark and Stiff Dickle rescue
But now we have Oenotri
And so ends this poetry
For Napa is tastier, funner -- far more exciting
Than ever before you boys flicked on your lighting.
oh my gawd, you write poetry!
ReplyDeleteI agree, the pizza is the best!